presidentgay:

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

(via planetjpeg)



its-murderous-business:

evantheterror:

i-guess-im-okay:

gingerb3ard:

the1975-bastille:

azkabanescapee:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

I need to cry

EVERYONE DO IT

(via hphouseheadcanons)



izzy-almighty:

me watching olympic figure skating: this is the most beautiful, elegant, and graceful routine I have ever seen in my ENTIRE life that deserved a gold medal

announcer: did y’all see their leg in the wrong place for .5 seconds they’re obviously a disgrace to their country

me: oh okay


carriebongstein:

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen
the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

(via ldrhoney)


badromantics:
“ blairbitchcraft:
“put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado
”
I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG
”

badromantics:

blairbitchcraft:

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

(via veepoe)



jannamo:
“For the life that will be
”

jannamo:

For the life that will be

(via mofoparadise)